ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

lmportant:

the fact that the official mtv tumblr posted this

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online


to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

thewonderyearstrong:

thewonderyearstrong:

pitbullfan:

blogging in front of your parents

image

Lmao. That’s Not Tumblr. That’s MineCraft ahhaha Nooooob lmao

I got literally hundreds of hate messages for this comment

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year