Claire and John kiss, Andrew and Allison kiss, and Bryan writes the essay and gives himself a punch on the shoulder for his good work. Something doesn’t seem fair.
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’
all i want in life is to look hot when i laugh
what if jellyfish just need to be loved by people in order to advance into human beings, but every time they try get near people they hurt them, so humans never love them…thats sad for the jellyfish
homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society
(in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
tumblr = where a simple photo of a footpath gets 100,000+ notes.
actual storyline from american horror story