caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
This is the same man.
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
the fact that the official mtv tumblr posted this
did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)
You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.
here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
blogging in front of your parents
Lmao. That’s Not Tumblr. That’s MineCraft ahhaha Nooooob lmao
I got literally hundreds of hate messages for this comment
Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year