tybalt-tisk:

I’m completely down for this. 

tybalt-tisk:

I’m completely down for this. 

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

cobrostarship:

YOU THINK YOURE SUCH A BIG FAN OF PANIC AT THE DISCO NAME THREE DISCOS THEY’VE PANICKED AT GO ON

paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

image

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

Could you imagine if they had book porn where main characters from different books fucked each other?
<b> Harry:</b> Can I stick my wand right here, Hazel Grace?<p><b>Hazel:</b> No, Harry. You can't. I'm a grenade. I'm gonna blow up and obliterate everything in my way.<p><b>Harry:</b> Well, what about my broomstick?<p>

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

poonanji:

team: Miley I Love How Confident You Are And I Totally Support Your Do-Wutteva-You-Want New Vibe And I Couldn’t Give A Shit About People Thinking You Are Inappropriately Sexual Or Any Other Slut Shamey Bullshit But You’ve Also Crossed A Line Concerning Racism And Cultural Appropriation and Exploitation Of Black Culture And It Feels Like You Don’t Even Care

romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment